Vampire Afraid Of The Dark? – Oily George To The Rescue
Oily, I am afraid of the dark. As a Vampire this causes issues regarding my work-life balance. I’ve lost my torch. Vlad, Bucharest Oily Replies; Vlad, I once shot a camp vamp romp in...
View ArticleHow Do You Write The Sound Of A Bell? – By Paul Holland (Again)
There are deep words that sound Sound throughout the doings of a day Working, Running, Cooking Hillwalking Can cover them for a spell. But as a bell clanging The tension of the sound carries. So there...
View ArticleSimon Cowell Shows His Balls On X Factor!
As the new series of the X Factor starts on TV tonight, we were able to snap Simon warming up with his balls in his new passion, Rhythmic Gymnastics. Great control Big Fella! Simon’s new show,...
View ArticleThe Ginger Scrolls – Section 2 – Vos’ Lament
We posted a week or two ago about the great scrolls found in a Canister in Norway by Robert Hamstrangler, Norway’s greatest anthropologist and hot water blower upper that told the story of Ginger Volk....
View ArticleThe Ginger Scrolls – Section 2 – A Gladdening of the Hearts
THE GINGER SCROLLS – PART 2 THE DEPARTURE CONTINUED…… You can read Part 1 here Friend, I remain nameless but deign not to remain silent. For my people, a gentle friendly Volk with arms outstretched...
View ArticleHow Do Drunk People Get Home? – By Paul Holland
Oh, but how do drunk people get home? I wonder But… How do drunk people get home? My careening well… Scars and scurf And a long whole ago ….that pill in the morning in the clinic that pill… Hmm… But...
View ArticleI am dating Julius Caesar! Reincarnated love for Agnes DuPont
Hello, Regular readers of my lies will know I recently joined the reincarnee’s dating agency, “Have We’ve Met B4?” (www.previouslovepreviouslives.com) I have met a lovely man! Called Lionel. In his...
View ArticleArts World – Terry Cotter The Potter
Hello, My name is Terry Cotter. I’m a potter. I have been potterising for over 20 years and stock a wide range of ceramic goods in my shop The Potter’s Reel, down here in Lower Swell. The shop is named...
View ArticleChairlifts, Soduko and The Road To Rio – By Bob on the Pot
Hello I was round Aunt Bab’s this morning adjusting her new Stenna chairlift. She was very grateful, although medically speaking there is nothing wrong with her unless being bone idle is now recognised...
View ArticleGinger Rimmed (By Paul Holland – Again)
The Sea’s waves Fat Heavy with the Moon’s oily light Moon glow seaside Bundoran Ginger rimmed Caked in winter’s corona of cloudy night The town glows too From above seen The waves take on the pores Of...
View ArticleThe Queen’s Hurt About “Randy Andy” Speculation
Buckingham Palace today issued a statement telling us that Her Royal Queeness is upset over allegations surrounding Prince Randy Andy and his nonce mates. Lord Edward Sneer, Keeper of the Royal...
View ArticleSarah Ferguson Speaks Up For Prince Andrew – Will Kate Accelerate Pregnancy?
Prince Randy Andy’s reputation was given another kicking today when his unfaithful, adulterous, toe-suckee former wife Sarah “Fergie” Ferguson spoke up for the Duke of Golf. She spoke to reporters...
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